I’ve never been very clubbable.

This extends to political parties which in a sense are just as much clubs as any other.

Nightclubs, for the most part, aren’t clubs because you don’t actually have to be a member to gain entrance.

Wear the right shoes, pay your dues and you’re in.

morning dew
a cloakroom ticket
stuck to my face

Paul Conneally
Loughborough
2014